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Guest comic by Randall Munroe of xkcd.

BARTLEBY: Michaelangelo, why have you ceased your painting?
MICHAELANGELO (above and offpanel): No…no point, Bartleby.
BARTLEBY: Are you drunk?
MICHAELANGELO: Yes.

BARTLEBY: But you must complete this ceiling!
MICHAELANGELO: I have seen the future.
There is war, famine, and a heated planet.

MICHAELANGELO: Why create when the future holds such horrors?
BARTELBY: Because without you it would be worse.

BARTLEBY: And because–…
What are you painting?
MICHAELANGELO: A gateway, through which protrudes a cat!
He observes your sin, Bartleby.

{{Header: period-incorrect hats at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The things I have seen, Bartleby! A man named Goat See has rediscovered Leonardo’s ‘Tunnel of Knowledge’ festival trick!}}

Guest Comic by Randall Munroe transcribed by in

Guest comic by Randall Munroe of xkcd.

BARTLEBY: Michaelangelo, why have you ceased your painting?
MICHAELANGELO (above and offpanel): No...no point, Bartleby.
BARTLEBY: Are you drunk?
MICHAELANGELO: Yes.

BARTLEBY: But you must complete this ceiling!
MICHAELANGELO: I have seen the future.
There is war, famine, and a heated planet.

MICHAELANGELO: Why create when the future holds such horrors?
BARTELBY: Because without you it would be worse.

BARTLEBY: And because--...
What are you painting?
MICHAELANGELO: A gateway, through which protrudes a cat!
He observes your sin, Bartleby.

{{Header: period-incorrect hats at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The things I have seen, Bartleby! A man named Goat See has rediscovered Leonardo's 'Tunnel of Knowledge' festival trick!}}

The things I have seen, Bartleby! A man named Goat See has rediscovered Leonardo's 'Tunnel of Knowledge' festival trick.

Today’s strip comes to us courtesy of Randall Munroe. If you don’t know who he is you are probably not on the internet for double-digit hours every day. Good for you!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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