Comic Transcripts

DIANE: So this him? The werewolf?
GUILLERMO: Quickly, before the moon rises…bring the silver! Drive it through his heart!
ED: Now, to answer your question: Yes, we will be executing him. Bethany has the silver dagger. Bethany?
BETHANY: I…uhh…

BETHANY: Funny story! It was in the silverware drawer, but I said “That’s not right. It’s an enchanted dagger.” So I moved it. Moved it somewhere that made sense.

BETHANY: Somewhere I’d be sure to remember. Somewhere…somewhere not the silverware drawer. SOMEWHERE.

ED: BETHANY! The MOON is coming out!
BETHANY: No wait okay so what I did bring was everything ELSE in that drawer so everybody should just grab a fork and we can play “testing for alloys!”

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[[alt-text: Bethany is always careful to never announce a problem without offering an alternative solution.]]

#691; Thirty Seconds before the Town is Eaten transcribed by in

DIANE: So this him? The werewolf?
GUILLERMO: Quickly, before the moon rises…bring the silver! Drive it through his heart!
ED: Now, to answer your question: Yes, we will be executing him. Bethany has the silver dagger. Bethany?
BETHANY: I…uhh…

BETHANY: Funny story! It was in the silverware drawer, but I said “That’s not right. It’s an enchanted dagger.” So I moved it. Moved it somewhere that made sense.

BETHANY: Somewhere I’d be sure to remember. Somewhere…somewhere not the silverware drawer. SOMEWHERE.

ED: BETHANY! The MOON is coming out!
BETHANY: No wait okay so what I did bring was everything ELSE in that drawer so everybody should just grab a fork and we can play “testing for alloys!”

[[header: turn into WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: Bethany is always careful to never announce a problem without offering an alternative solution.]]

#691; Thirty Seconds before the Town is Eaten transcribed by in

DIANE: So this him? The werewolf?
GUILLERMO: Quickly, before the moon rises...bring the silver! Drive it through his heart!
ED: Now, to answer your question: Yes, we will be executing him. Bethany has the silver dagger. Bethany?
BETHANY: I...uhh...

BETHANY: Funny story! It was in the silverware drawer, but I said "That's not right. It's an enchanted dagger." So I moved it. Moved it somewhere that made sense.

BETHANY: Somewhere I'd be sure to remember. Somewhere...somewhere not the silverware drawer. SOMEWHERE.

ED: BETHANY! The MOON is coming out!
BETHANY: No wait okay so what I did bring was everything ELSE in that drawer so everybody should just grab a fork and we can play "testing for alloys!"

[[header: turn into WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: Bethany is always careful to never announce a problem without offering an alternative solution.]]

Bethany is always careful never to announce a problem without offering an alternative solution.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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