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First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: ‘Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn’t gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings “effete”

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#237; The Mayhem is compounded transcribed by in

First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: ‘Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn’t gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings “effete”

{{header: file suit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: and so they are}}

#237; The Mayhem is compounded transcribed by in

First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: 'Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn't gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings "effete"

{{header: file suit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: and so they are}}

and so they are

#237; The Mayhem is compounded

  — October 7th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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