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First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: ‘Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn’t gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings “effete”

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#237; The Mayhem is compounded transcribed by in

First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: ‘Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn’t gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings “effete”

{{header: file suit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: and so they are}}

#237; The Mayhem is compounded transcribed by in

First Man: You stabbed a waiter for bringing you melon.
Second Man: 'Course. So, what, can I sue the place, what happens from here?

First Man: Can you SUE the restaurant.
Second Man: Emotional distress, innit.

First Man: I gotta say, your case would be a lot stronger if you hadn't gone on to shank that fat woman.
Second Man: That was separate! She called my leggings "effete"

{{header: file suit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: and so they are}}

and so they are

#237; The Mayhem is compounded

  — October 7th, 2006

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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