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Man with Monocle and Top Hat: …And the tumor was THIS BIG! He literally only had seconds to live. So, like any good doctor would, I pointed to the sky and yelled “Hey, tumor, look at that” and then wrestled that damn neoplasm to the ground! And…then…

[[Man with Monocle silent]]

Man with Monocle and Top Hat: Christ, Bob! Are you listening at all?

[[Bob, with glasses and mustache, looks bug-eyed at reader.]]

{{header: BOB ONLY LIKES TO WATCH at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he’s still doooooing it}}

#209; Guest Comic by Colleen AF Venable transcribed by in

Man with Monocle and Top Hat: ...And the tumor was THIS BIG! He literally only had seconds to live. So, like any good doctor would, I pointed to the sky and yelled "Hey, tumor, look at that" and then wrestled that damn neoplasm to the ground! And...then...

[[Man with Monocle silent]]

Man with Monocle and Top Hat: Christ, Bob! Are you listening at all?

[[Bob, with glasses and mustache, looks bug-eyed at reader.]]

{{header: BOB ONLY LIKES TO WATCH at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he's still doooooing it}}

he's still doooooing it

#209; Guest Comic by Colleen AF Venable

  — July 13th, 2006

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Guest comic by Colleen AF Venable, in response to this earlier comic.

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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