Comic Transcripts

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: I am a being from beyond the stars. Please deliver cookies to my uppermost orifice.
GREG: Ha ha, nice try, Nathan. No silly costume is going to get you any cookies before dinner.

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: Term ‘Nathan’ does not cognizate. Deliver cookies or be banished to the Null Dimension before I vomit from the stench of your filthy blood
GREG: NATHAN! SERIOUSLY!

NATHAN: Yes?

[[GREG and the HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND look at each other.]]

[[GREG recoils in horror.]]

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{{alt-text: If Nathan had know it was that easy to get cookies out of Dad, he would have tried being a hellacious star-fiend from dimensions beyond human understanding YEARS ago.}}

#773; In which Cookies are ultimately Taken transcribed by in

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: I am a being from beyond the stars. Please deliver cookies to my uppermost orifice.
GREG: Ha ha, nice try, Nathan. No silly costume is going to get you any cookies before dinner.

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: Term ‘Nathan’ does not cognizate. Deliver cookies or be banished to the Null Dimension before I vomit from the stench of your filthy blood
GREG: NATHAN! SERIOUSLY!

NATHAN: Yes?

[[GREG and the HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND look at each other.]]

[[GREG recoils in horror.]]

{{header: devour WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: If Nathan had know it was that easy to get cookies out of Dad, he would have tried being a hellacious star-fiend from dimensions beyond human understanding YEARS ago.}}

#773; In which Cookies are ultimately Taken transcribed by in

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: I am a being from beyond the stars. Please deliver cookies to my uppermost orifice.
GREG: Ha ha, nice try, Nathan. No silly costume is going to get you any cookies before dinner.

HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND: Term 'Nathan' does not cognizate. Deliver cookies or be banished to the Null Dimension before I vomit from the stench of your filthy blood
GREG: NATHAN! SERIOUSLY!

NATHAN: Yes?

[[GREG and the HELLACIOUS STAR-FIEND look at each other.]]

[[GREG recoils in horror.]]

{{header: devour WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: If Nathan had know it was that easy to get cookies out of Dad, he would have tried being a hellacious star-fiend from dimensions beyond human understanding YEARS ago.}}

If Nathan had known it was that easy to get cookies out of Dad, he would have tried being a hellacious star-fiend from dimensions beyond human understanding YEARS ago.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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