Comic Transcripts

LIZ (in the background): and that’s when I told him never to touch me there.
GIANNI (a monocled gentleman): I’m going outside for some fresh air.

[[Outside]]
GIANNI: AAAHHH! Frikkin BRIGHT!!
[[He replaces his monocle with a shaded lens.]]
GIANNI: THERE we go.

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{{alt-text: Don’t you wish YOU had a sunglass monocle?}}

#400; In which it’s frikkin Bright transcribed by in

LIZ (in the background): and that’s when I told him never to touch me there.
GIANNI (a monocled gentleman): I’m going outside for some fresh air.

[[Outside]]
GIANNI: AAAHHH! Frikkin BRIGHT!!
[[He replaces his monocle with a shaded lens.]]
GIANNI: THERE we go.

{{header: much better at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Don’t you wish YOU had a sunglass monocle?}}

#400; In which it’s frikkin Bright transcribed by in

LIZ (in the background): and that's when I told him never to touch me there.
GIANNI (a monocled gentleman): I'm going outside for some fresh air.

[[Outside]]
GIANNI: AAAHHH! Frikkin BRIGHT!!
[[He replaces his monocle with a shaded lens.]]
GIANNI: THERE we go.

{{header: much better at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Don't you wish YOU had a sunglass monocle?}}

Don't you wish YOU had a sunglass monocle?

#400; In which it’s frikkin Bright

  — April 18th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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