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[[two men are carrying what appears to be a kayak on their shoulders]]

– So, ah, Rick? I don’t mean to be a naysayer, I mean so far it’s all gone just like you said…

– But what exactly are we going to do with the lake monster’s phallus, anyway?
– I told you! Guinness-record stir fry

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{{alt-text: in the world’s largest wok with 800 gallons of canola oil}}

#278; In which Rick has Lofty Goals transcribed by in

[[two men are carrying what appears to be a kayak on their shoulders]]

– So, ah, Rick? I don’t mean to be a naysayer, I mean so far it’s all gone just like you said…

– But what exactly are we going to do with the lake monster’s phallus, anyway?
– I told you! Guinness-record stir fry

{{header: set to boil at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: in the world’s largest wok with 800 gallons of canola oil}}

#278; In which Rick has Lofty Goals transcribed by in

[[two men are carrying what appears to be a kayak on their shoulders]]

- So, ah, Rick? I don't mean to be a naysayer, I mean so far it's all gone just like you said...

- But what exactly are we going to do with the lake monster's phallus, anyway?
- I told you! Guinness-record stir fry

{{header: set to boil at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: in the world's largest wok with 800 gallons of canola oil}}

in the world's largest wok with 800 gallons of canola oil

#278; In which Rick has Lofty Goals

  — February 27th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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