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[[Man in army uniform with a gun approaches a man playing the accordion]]

General: Sir, I’ve recieved a number of complaints. I’m going to ask that you stop immediately.
Accordion Player: S-Stop what?

General: You’re facing charges of posting joke movie trailers on YouTube; six counts of thinking you’re a band because you have a MySpace; and felony podcasting.

General: I’m sorry. I’ve read your LiveJournal. You are not a talented creative professional.
Accordion Player: B-But I have a Mac!

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[[Man in army uniform with a gun approaches a man playing the accordion]]

General: Sir, I’ve recieved a number of complaints. I’m going to ask that you stop immediately.
Accordion Player: S-Stop what?

General: You’re facing charges of posting joke movie trailers on YouTube; six counts of thinking you’re a band because you have a MySpace; and felony podcasting.

General: I’m sorry. I’ve read your LiveJournal. You are not a talented creative professional.
Accordion Player: B-But I have a Mac!

{{header: face facts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also, webcomics}}

#233; In which Reality factors transcribed by in

[[Man in army uniform with a gun approaches a man playing the accordion]]

General: Sir, I've recieved a number of complaints. I'm going to ask that you stop immediately.
Accordion Player: S-Stop what?

General: You're facing charges of posting joke movie trailers on YouTube; six counts of thinking you're a band because you have a MySpace; and felony podcasting.

General: I'm sorry. I've read your LiveJournal. You are not a talented creative professional.
Accordion Player: B-But I have a Mac!

{{header: face facts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also, webcomics}}

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#233; In which Reality factors

  — September 26th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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