Comic Transcripts

[[Man 1 stands with signboard attached to his chest]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off

[[Man 2 joins him, also with signboard]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off
Signboard 2: Car stereos and alarms ~ FREE INSTALL only today

Signboard 1: HEY Get out of here This is MY turf
Signboard 2: Oh yeah ~ I don’t see your NAME on it

[[They are joined by a short man with a signboard and a person hidden by their signboard and umbrella]]
Signboard 1: You’re ABOUT to see MY BOOT go right up your HIND END
Signboard 2: GO AHEAD and try it ~ I could use a GOOD LAUGH
Signboard 3: GUYS GUYS Can’t we all just GET ALONG
Signboard 4: Actually does anyone know where I can get a good deal on a car stereo mine has been acting funny

{{header: act now at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it was making all sorts of screeching noises and when you turn the knobs there is static}}

#161; In which much Bickering occurs transcribed by in

[[Man 1 stands with signboard attached to his chest]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off

[[Man 2 joins him, also with signboard]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off
Signboard 2: Car stereos and alarms ~ FREE INSTALL only today

Signboard 1: HEY Get out of here This is MY turf
Signboard 2: Oh yeah ~ I don’t see your NAME on it

[[They are joined by a short man with a signboard and a person hidden by their signboard and umbrella]]
Signboard 1: You’re ABOUT to see MY BOOT go right up your HIND END
Signboard 2: GO AHEAD and try it ~ I could use a GOOD LAUGH
Signboard 3: GUYS GUYS Can’t we all just GET ALONG
Signboard 4: Actually does anyone know where I can get a good deal on a car stereo mine has been acting funny

{{header: act now at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it was making all sorts of screeching noises and when you turn the knobs there is static}}

#161; In which much Bickering occurs transcribed by in

[[Man 1 stands with signboard attached to his chest]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off

[[Man 2 joins him, also with signboard]]
Signboard 1: SALE > All car stereos 30% off
Signboard 2: Car stereos and alarms ~ FREE INSTALL only today

Signboard 1: HEY Get out of here This is MY turf
Signboard 2: Oh yeah ~ I don't see your NAME on it

[[They are joined by a short man with a signboard and a person hidden by their signboard and umbrella]]
Signboard 1: You're ABOUT to see MY BOOT go right up your HIND END
Signboard 2: GO AHEAD and try it ~ I could use a GOOD LAUGH
Signboard 3: GUYS GUYS Can't we all just GET ALONG
Signboard 4: Actually does anyone know where I can get a good deal on a car stereo mine has been acting funny

{{header: act now at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it was making all sorts of screeching noises and when you turn the knobs there is static}}

it was making all sorts of screeching noises and when you turn the knobs there is static

#161; In which much Bickering occurs

  — February 24th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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