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– I’ve had it. I really think I’m gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I’m fired!

– So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

– You really think that’ll work?

– Boss, I’ve decided to start sleeping with your wife.
– Finally! Someone who’ll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

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#131; In which Clyde wishes Sacking upon himself transcribed by in

– I’ve had it. I really think I’m gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I’m fired!

– So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

– You really think that’ll work?

– Boss, I’ve decided to start sleeping with your wife.
– Finally! Someone who’ll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

header: try it and see at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: historically this has been less than effective

#131; In which Clyde wishes Sacking upon himself transcribed by in

- I've had it. I really think I'm gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I'm fired!

- So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

- You really think that'll work?

- Boss, I've decided to start sleeping with your wife.
- Finally! Someone who'll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

header: try it and see at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: historically this has been less than effective

historically this has been less than effective

#131; In which Clyde wishes Sacking upon himself

  — November 1st, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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