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[[CARL stands behind his brother, WILBER, in a living room.  Wilber points a hatbox at an egg sitting unassumingly in a corner of the room.]]

CARL: If only Papa could see the two of us now.

WILBER: Of course he can’t SEE us, he’s in the egg!

CARL: I KNOW he’s in the egg!  I’m just saying HYPOTHETICALLY.

CARL: I know this comes a bit LATE, but I’m having second thoughts about trapping our father in an egg.

WILBER:  The old man had it coming!  After what he did?  The egg is lettin’ him off EASY!  You SAID as much!

CARL:  Yes, we DID come to a rather HASTY agreement on that point before we began, didn’t we.

CARL: I just thing that of all the ways we COULD address our VERY VALID grievances about matters relating to our upbringing…

CARL: Using an enchanted hatbox to trap the man inside an egg is rather a less…EFFICACIOUS solution than we MIGHT have attempted had we NOT discovered an enchanted hatbox at a fortuitously coincidental time, eh?

WILBER: Sounds like the rambling of a man fixin’ to get hisself HATBOXED into an EGG.

CARL: Now you KNOW we only have TWO wishes left and I’ve already called dibs on ONE for the never-ending OMELET.

WILBER: An inexhaustible frittata AIN’T gonna solve your problems, CARL, and if we splurge WISH DEUCE on ANOTHER egg item IT’S GONNA START LOOKIN’ WEIRD.

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#1230; Trial in Ovo transcribed by in

[[CARL stands behind his brother, WILBER, in a living room.  Wilber points a hatbox at an egg sitting unassumingly in a corner of the room.]]

CARL: If only Papa could see the two of us now.

WILBER: Of course he can't SEE us, he's in the egg!

CARL: I KNOW he's in the egg!  I'm just saying HYPOTHETICALLY.

CARL: I know this comes a bit LATE, but I'm having second thoughts about trapping our father in an egg.

WILBER:  The old man had it coming!  After what he did?  The egg is lettin' him off EASY!  You SAID as much!

CARL:  Yes, we DID come to a rather HASTY agreement on that point before we began, didn't we.

CARL: I just thing that of all the ways we COULD address our VERY VALID grievances about matters relating to our upbringing...

CARL: Using an enchanted hatbox to trap the man inside an egg is rather a less...EFFICACIOUS solution than we MIGHT have attempted had we NOT discovered an enchanted hatbox at a fortuitously coincidental time, eh?

WILBER: Sounds like the rambling of a man fixin' to get hisself HATBOXED into an EGG.

CARL: Now you KNOW we only have TWO wishes left and I've already called dibs on ONE for the never-ending OMELET.

WILBER: An inexhaustible frittata AIN'T gonna solve your problems, CARL, and if we splurge WISH DEUCE on ANOTHER egg item IT'S GONNA START LOOKIN' WEIRD.

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Enchanted hatboxes and the perilous uses to which they may be put have a way of coming between brothers.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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