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I think… I think he’s… whoa. I think I killed him.
We’d better make ourselves scarce.
Yo, what’s a couple of foxy ladies like you doing out in an alley this late?

Get him!
MOP TO THE CROTCH!
Hey, all right, this is my kind of party!

{{header: soap it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: considering the pick-up line, i’m not really sure what kind of party he expected it to be}}

#101; In which a Crime is discovered, and forgotten transcribed by in

I think… I think he’s… whoa. I think I killed him.
We’d better make ourselves scarce.
Yo, what’s a couple of foxy ladies like you doing out in an alley this late?

Get him!
MOP TO THE CROTCH!
Hey, all right, this is my kind of party!

{{header: soap it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: considering the pick-up line, i’m not really sure what kind of party he expected it to be}}

#101; In which a Crime is discovered, and forgotten transcribed by in

I think... I think he's... whoa. I think I killed him.
We'd better make ourselves scarce.
Yo, what's a couple of foxy ladies like you doing out in an alley this late?

Get him!
MOP TO THE CROTCH!
Hey, all right, this is my kind of party!

{{header: soap it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: considering the pick-up line, i'm not really sure what kind of party he expected it to be}}

considering the pick-up line, i'm not really sure what kind of party he expected it to be

#101; In which a Crime is discovered, and forgotten

  — April 5th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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