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[[A table at a restaurant. EUSTACE, MARY, and TEDDY are talking to a WAITER.]]

EUSTACE: I’ll get the Denver omelette with Canadian bacon, Greek olives and Swiss cheese.
MARY: I’ll have the Irish cream Belgian waffle — no, French toast — with a side of Polish sausage, and a danish.

TEDDY: English muffin with Hollandaise sauce, and the Spanish rice with diced frankfurters and Brazil nuts.
WAITER: Dressing for your salad?
TEDDY: Italian.

MARY: Also, let’s get some Russian tea cakes, and Turkish delight for the table. Can you do the Baked Alaska with Neapolitan ice cream?
WAITER: No, sorry, only French vanilla.

EUSTACE: Ha ha, almost need our PASSPORTS for a meal like this!
MARY: Ha ha ha! A stamp for each course!
TEDDY: MY passport has a chip in it…a TORTILLA CHIP! Ha ha ha!!

CAPTION: Later
WAITER (to TEDDY): Sir, I’m afraid your work visa has expired.
TEDDY: Oh shoot! Here, put it on the corporate AmEx instead.

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#1190; In which Brunch is exotic transcribed by in

[[A table at a restaurant. EUSTACE, MARY, and TEDDY are talking to a WAITER.]]

EUSTACE: I'll get the Denver omelette with Canadian bacon, Greek olives and Swiss cheese.
MARY: I'll have the Irish cream Belgian waffle -- no, French toast -- with a side of Polish sausage, and a danish.

TEDDY: English muffin with Hollandaise sauce, and the Spanish rice with diced frankfurters and Brazil nuts.
WAITER: Dressing for your salad?
TEDDY: Italian.

MARY: Also, let's get some Russian tea cakes, and Turkish delight for the table. Can you do the Baked Alaska with Neapolitan ice cream?
WAITER: No, sorry, only French vanilla.

EUSTACE: Ha ha, almost need our PASSPORTS for a meal like this!
MARY: Ha ha ha! A stamp for each course!
TEDDY: MY passport has a chip in it...a TORTILLA CHIP! Ha ha ha!!

CAPTION: Later
WAITER (to TEDDY): Sir, I'm afraid your work visa has expired.
TEDDY: Oh shoot! Here, put it on the corporate AmEx instead.

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You sure you got this, Mikey? I thought we were going to go dutch

#1190; In which Brunch is exotic

  — January 12th, 2016

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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