Time for more Twitters similar to last time
When I was a kid, Snapchat was what we'd do after a particularly good poetry reading! Snap, and then chat about how much we liked the poem!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, 'WhatsApp' was what we'd say to each other! As a greeting! If you were cheeky, you'd respond "The sky!" Also, a beer ad!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Instagram was what we called powdered, dehydrated grandmother! We had some in an urn but we never made it for some reason!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Facebook was what I did on a long car ride! Face buried in a big book! Then I'd make Dad stop because I would get carsick!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Vine was a plant! Like Tarzan swung from! If Tarzan swung from the Vine app, he'd be an Editor's Choice maybe!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Angry Birds were a mean flock of birds that would always dive bomb our house! Because we were pigs that stole their eggs!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, texting meant typing! Keep your fingers on the home row! Not too fast or it jams! Don't call it texting, nobody says that!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, the only social media was Pravda!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Samsung Galaxy S5 was a location in a William Gibson novel! Headcase had to jack into the undernet before the ion storm!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, ou sont the Edward Snowdens d'antan? He was most likely just a fetus or something!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
When I was a kid, Gmail was what we said when the little flag was up on the mailbox! Gee, we got mail! It was usually bills! Or AOL disks!
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014
@malki David what was twitter when you were a kid
— Sara McH (@yellowcardigan) June 12, 2014
@yellowcardigan we didn't have twitter it started in like 2006
— David Malki ! (@malki) June 12, 2014