Comic Transcripts

[[A woman (Kayla, presumably) sits at a desk with books and a pot of flowers]]
Kayla: Computer! Find: RESTAURANT

Kayla: Sort by price. Compare menus. Index by ambiance.

Kayla: Cross-reference my personal BATHROOM DATA to gauge probability of GASTRIC COMPATIBILITY
Now factor in PARKING

[[A man appears]]
Man: Why are you talking to the flowerpot?
Kayla: Why is the FLOWERPOT not a STAR TREK COMPUTER

{{header: load up WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the flowerpot does have a twitter feed but it’s all just ”pollen. pollen. pollen. pollen.”}}

#861; In which Kayla plans Dinner transcribed by in

[[A woman (Kayla, presumably) sits at a desk with books and a pot of flowers]]
Kayla: Computer! Find: RESTAURANT

Kayla: Sort by price. Compare menus. Index by ambiance.

Kayla: Cross-reference my personal BATHROOM DATA to gauge probability of GASTRIC COMPATIBILITY
Now factor in PARKING

[[A man appears]]
Man: Why are you talking to the flowerpot?
Kayla: Why is the FLOWERPOT not a STAR TREK COMPUTER

{{header: load up WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the flowerpot does have a twitter feed but it's all just ''pollen. pollen. pollen. pollen.''}}

the flowerpot does have a twitter feed but it's all just ''pollen. pollen. pollen. pollen.''

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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