Comic Transcripts

[[A big metal cylinder marked CRYO-STOR (TM) holds the frozen body of a bearded man.]]
DYLAN (offpanel): Mommy?
WHEN are we supposed to THAW Great-Grandpa?

MOMMY: When science figures out how to cure congestive heart failure.
DYLAN: My teacher said major strides have recently been made in heart research.
Does that mean we’ll be thawing him soon?

MOMMY: Well, think of it this way:
If things are looking up NOW, imagine how much BETTER they’ll be in ANOTHER fifty or hundred years! And wouldn’t Great-Grandpa want to see THAT future even more than ours?

DYLAN: You just don’t want to listen to him ooh and aah over the hover-toaster all day long.
MOMMY: He can be your grandkids’ problem.

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[[A big metal cylinder marked CRYO-STOR (TM) holds the frozen body of a bearded man.]]
DYLAN (offpanel): Mommy?
WHEN are we supposed to THAW Great-Grandpa?

MOMMY: When science figures out how to cure congestive heart failure.
DYLAN: My teacher said major strides have recently been made in heart research.
Does that mean we'll be thawing him soon?

MOMMY: Well, think of it this way:
If things are looking up NOW, imagine how much BETTER they'll be in ANOTHER fifty or hundred years! And wouldn't Great-Grandpa want to see THAT future even more than ours?

DYLAN: You just don't want to listen to him ooh and aah over the hover-toaster all day long.
MOMMY: He can be your grandkids' problem.

{{Header: when the time comes, WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Cryogenics conceives of the future as Florida: a place where old people go to just putter around}}

Cryogenics conceives of the future as Florida: a place where old people go to just putter around

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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