My wife Nikki came up with this slogan.

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! Do all your holiday shopping online this year.

  • Susan

    I WANT the poster!

  • Callinectes

    This should be a t-shirt already.

  • Xtine

    High quality high weirdness!

  • Must Be T-shirt! Srsly, sign me up for a couple, if/when.

  • Myles

    The poster? I want the Turctopus!

  • Now I know what I’ll be bringing to the family feast back in R’lyeh.

  • Another one for the tshirt, poster!

  • hooba

    LOL @ raincoaster, beat me to it.