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Doug: (thinking) Man I hate parties. I don’t know any of these people. I don’t feel like I would be greatly enriched by getting to know them, either.

Doug: (thinking) Please don’t talk to me. I’m not good at small talk. I never know what to say.

Woman: Hey, how’s it going?
Doug: Sometimes I get freaked out when I realize I can taste my teeth

Doug: (alone again, thinking) Man, I hate parties

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#839; Doug is Bad at Small Talk transcribed by in

Doug: (thinking) Man I hate parties. I don't know any of these people. I don't feel like I would be greatly enriched by getting to know them, either.

Doug: (thinking) Please don't talk to me. I'm not good at small talk. I never know what to say.

Woman: Hey, how's it going?
Doug: Sometimes I get freaked out when I realize I can taste my teeth

Doug: (alone again, thinking) Man, I hate parties

{{header: make friends with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Doug cannot taste his teeth. He doesn't know why that was the first thing out of his mouth.}}

Doug cannot taste his teeth. He doesn't know why that was the first thing out of his mouth.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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