Comic Transcripts

Talosian: …It was thought the fiction of a court-martial would prevent you from too soon regaining control of your vessel.
Talosian: Captain Pike is welcome to spend the rest of his life with us, unfettered by his physical body.
Talosian: The decision is yours. And his.

Captain Kirk: Chris…
Captain Kirk: Do you want to go there?

[[Light on Captain Pike’s wheelchair flashes once]]

Captain Kirk: See him off.
Spock: Thank you, sir. For both of us.

[[A healthy and able Captain Pike thunders through the forest on a Piranhamoose]]

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#546; Captain Pike’s Final Wish transcribed by in

Talosian: ...It was thought the fiction of a court-martial would prevent you from too soon regaining control of your vessel.
Talosian: Captain Pike is welcome to spend the rest of his life with us, unfettered by his physical body.
Talosian: The decision is yours. And his.

Captain Kirk: Chris...
Captain Kirk: Do you want to go there?

[[Light on Captain Pike's wheelchair flashes once]]

Captain Kirk: See him off.
Spock: Thank you, sir. For both of us.

[[A healthy and able Captain Pike thunders through the forest on a Piranhamoose]]

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{{alt-text: awesome}}

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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