Comic Transcripts

– Man, I hate my boss!
– Oh yeah, me too.

– He’s always late, so we start the day behind, and I’ve got to make up the slack.
– My boss sleeps ’til noon. Then he screws around on the internet for the rest of the day. Often he really, I mean REALLY, smells. I think he bathes like once a week. And yesterday, I was working on some emails when he just cold put his hand down my pants. Couldn’t do nothing to stop it. Needless to say, not much got done THAT day.

– My god, man! Where do you work
– I’m self-employed.

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#235; In which Peter reveals Much transcribed by in

– Man, I hate my boss!
– Oh yeah, me too.

– He’s always late, so we start the day behind, and I’ve got to make up the slack.
– My boss sleeps ’til noon. Then he screws around on the internet for the rest of the day. Often he really, I mean REALLY, smells. I think he bathes like once a week. And yesterday, I was working on some emails when he just cold put his hand down my pants. Couldn’t do nothing to stop it. Needless to say, not much got done THAT day.

– My god, man! Where do you work
– I’m self-employed.

{{header: hard at work at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i am also self-employed}}

#235; In which Peter reveals Much transcribed by in

- Man, I hate my boss!
- Oh yeah, me too.

- He's always late, so we start the day behind, and I've got to make up the slack.
- My boss sleeps 'til noon. Then he screws around on the internet for the rest of the day. Often he really, I mean REALLY, smells. I think he bathes like once a week. And yesterday, I was working on some emails when he just cold put his hand down my pants. Couldn't do nothing to stop it. Needless to say, not much got done THAT day.

- My god, man! Where do you work
- I'm self-employed.

{{header: hard at work at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i am also self-employed}}

i am also self-employed

#235; In which Peter reveals Much

  — October 3rd, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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