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The Annotated Wondermark: The First Anthology Collection of the Celebrated Comic Strip

85 pages; softcover; 7 1/8" x 10 5/8"

Collects comics #1-100, plus a bunch of nifty bonus material in the back and around the corners. This edition has an introduction by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics. Learn more about The Annotated Wondermark!

USA: $13 (shipping included)
Worldwide: $18 (shipping included)

Treachery! An All-New Wondermark Adventure

8 pages; softcover; 6 5/8" x 9"

A super-keen comedy adventure story in graphic novel format! I am very proud of this.

Each copy is individually signed and numbered, and all images are taken directly from 19th century primary sources and recomposited and recontextualized -- just like Wondermark comic strips!

Not only is this thing pretty slick: this story is only available in print. Learn more about Treachery!

Dispatches from Wondermark Manor, Vol. I

129 pages; softcover; 4.25" x 7"

This book is the first in a series of three parody Victorian novels that I am writing for subscribers of my newsletter. All thirty-one chapters in this volume have been revised and edited to read somewhat less like they were written at four in the morning. (Somewhat.) Each copy is signed by me!

I encourage you to download the first ten pages in PDF form to see if it's something you might be interested in. The book itself is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution–Noncommercial–Share Alike 3.0 license.

Also, if you need some books very slickly printed I heartily recommend E.C. Printing! They are a top-notch book printer. Tell Jim I sent you.

there are some pictures if you need your books to have pictures

EXPENDABLE DVD

It's my movie! This is a short film I made with my longtime collaborator Todd Croak-Falen. It's about the henchmen to a James Bond-type supervillain -- what they do in their evil compound while they're waiting for spies to show up. We've been taking it to film festivals all across the country and have had a great response.

This is an NTSC region-free DVD. It should work anywhere in North America, and additionally in Europe, Australia, etc. if you have an NTSC DVD player. If you've bought DVDs from the U.S. before then you should know if your player is compatible.

It contains the film (in brilliant quality) plus over 30 minutes of bonus material including deleted scenes, A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. corporate videos including promotional and training films, and early footage from a test shoot. Our box artwork is by the peerless Justin Pierce.

You can also watch the film for free right here! But it looks a lot better on the DVD.

SPECIAL NOTE: This short film is not a profit-making project. All revenue from DVD sales goes towards reimbursing our production costs. Our ultimate goal is to make a feature-length version of Expendable -- and to that end, if you are an agent, producer, studio executive, eccentric billionaire, etc. and would like a complimentary copy of the DVD, please email me! I will be more than happy to send you one.

USA: $11 (shipping included)

Worldwide: $14 (shipping included)

Most designs are printed on American Apparel. AA shirts offer a slim, tailored design and soft, comfy fabric. However, they do tend to run about a half-size smaller than your typical Hanes tee, and they do shrink a bit over time, so consider ordering a size larger if you're on the fence.

Here is an American Apparel men's/unisex size chart, and here is one for ladies' sizes.

HEY THIS IS COOL! ANY THREE SHIRTS! Whatta deal!

USA: $55 (shipping included) SAVE $7

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Worldwide: $65 (shipping included) SAVE $10

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THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEGRAPHED.

well it won't

American Apparel jersey tees. Men's/unisex cut in 2XL-S (50/50 poly/cotton); ladies' in XL-S (100% cotton). All sizes are shipping now.

When the revolution comes, as it seems to be doing with alacrity, it will come from inside all of us. We'll wake up one day and realize that the world has been festering outrage deep within our souls. Society has turned our bodies into squishy, meaty breweries, and as we walk around every day, we're subtly swishing the hops of cynicism around with the yeast of frustration -- and all seems well until that fateful day when a foamy wellspring of rage will erupt without warning from our neck and dribble down the front of our keen gray t-shirt. That's not something you can transmit in Morse code.

This design replaces an older design, here, which is now discounted for clearance.

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: $18 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: $18 + $7 shipping

NINJA ON A UNICYCLE. Based on this comic.

KIAAAIIIIII

American Apparel jersey tees. Men's/unisex cut in 2XL-XS; ladies' in XL-S. All sizes are shipping now.

I think it is only reasonable to expect that when the ninjas inevitably come to hack us into bits for reasons that will remain unclear as we perish from this life, they will be mounted on the most versatile all-terrain conveyances this side of the Sherman tank. Don't you want to advertise to the impending assassins that ideologically, you're on their side?

I drew this design myself and I am pretty proud of it!

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: $18 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: $18 + $7 shipping

WHERE IS MY ELEPHANT? RINGER. Based on this comic.

American Apparel ringer tee for the guys and Bella cap sleeve raglan for the ladies. The ringer color is navy, if you can't tell from the picture. Men's/unisex cut in 2XL-S; ladies in XL-S. All sizes are shipping now.

People this shirt is ideal for: 1. Ironists 2. Russians who are in need of a reminder of the location of their elephant.

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: $18 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: $18 + $7 shipping

TRAILER BANDS. Inspired by this comic and this comic.

American Apparel jersey tees. Men's/unisex cut in 2XL-S; ladies' cut in XL-S. All sizes are shipping now. Both colors are available in either men's or ladies' cut.

When the lights go down and the green band fills the screen, you know you're in for a treat. Action, adventure, lame jokes and record-scratches -- it's all part of the trailer experience. Now you can let the world know that you're approved for all audiences. It's a shy person's way of saying "You'd better make the first move."

OR, tell the world that you're selective. You're too EXTREME for just anyone to handle. Only a select few are privileged enough to experience your badical nature. And nobody you meet on the street is going to qualify.

And, of course, different days can mean different moods. Why not be prepared for anything with the Both Colors Combo Pak?

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: $18 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: $18 + $7 shipping

BOTH COLORS COMBO:

USA: $32 + $4 shipping SAVE $6

Worldwide: $32 + $10 SAVE $7

> > > DISCONTINUED CLOSEOUT T-SHIRTS < < <

PUTTING THE "RAD" BACK IN RADIATION. Based on REAL LIFE.

pretty fly huh

American Apparel jersey tee. Men's/unisex cut, 2XL-XS. This design is discontinued. Some sizes are permanently sold out. All sales are subject to availability.

I will come clean and admit that this shirt is not based on a comic per se. However, when I saw that the International Atomic Energy Agency had released this new radiation symbol, I thought it was awesome -- and then when their press release stated that the symbol is for "alerting anyone, anywhere to the potential dangers of being close to a large source of ionizing radiation", I thought, "That sounds like a great public service that folks would enjoy taking part in."

So now you, too, can alert people to the potential dangers of being close to a large source of ionizing radiation. Look at you, you Good Samaritan, you.

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: ~~$18~~ 15 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: ~~$18~~ 15 + $7 shipping

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEGRAPHED (OLD DESIGN).

well it won't

American Apparel jersey tee. Men's/unisex cut, 2XL-XS. This design is discontinued. Some sizes are permanently sold out. All sales are subject to availability.

This is the earlier version of the design now featured here.

Remember! American Apparel shirts run small! Check the size chart!

USA: ~~$18~~ 15 + $3 shipping

Worldwide: ~~$18~~ 15 + $7 shipping

Premium linen cardstock, envelopes optionally included. The engravings on the cards are reproduced directly from authentic 19th-century primary sources. I defy you to find any of these illustrations in a clip-art book anywhere.

Cards can be ordered in multiples of 3, 12, or 30. You can mix & match designs however you like:

Blank Inside: Rhino • Beard • Library
Birthday: Old
Special Day: Dog
Thank You: Wolf • Jasper

Congratulations: Conquer

Get Well: Battle

Valentine: Fallen • Bear • Paper • Whisper

Happy Holidays: Stab • Wise Man • Cello • Shepherds • Chanukah

ALSO: If you're buying cards and nothing else,
non-U.S. orders please add this $3 shipping charge
(just once per order, regardless of quantity):

If you're buying other stuff besides cards
you don't have to add the surcharge.

hello, this is a greeting

Set of 3 - $6 (US shipping included)

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Set of 12 - $20 (US shipping included)

Which design(s)?
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Set of 30 - $50 (US shipping included)

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Include envelopes?

pictured: blank inside (rhino)

Excellent quality weatherproof vinyl, screenprinted by Contagious Graphics. The stickers have no URL or other tiny print fouling up the design. They are just pure stickery goodness from edge to edge.

META BUMPER STICKER. (2 3/4" x 11") Based on this comic.

It has come to my attention that some people are buying multiple stickers to place on the bumpers of strangers' cars, thus covering up inferior stickers! I cannot condone vandalism. BUT, in case anyone wants to buy multiple stickers for, uh, non-vandalism-related purposes, please find a Meta Sticker 6-Pack option below.

$2.50 worldwide
6-Pack: $10 worldwide

GARFIELD IS NOT FUNNY. (2 3/4" x 8 1/2") Based on this comic about the 20th President.

$2.50 worldwide
6-Pack: $10 worldwide

AWESOME STICKER FUN PAKS. Five different awesome stickers! "Party like it's 1899" was drawn by the peerless Steve Hogan. The quarters in the picture are for scale.

1 each of 5 stickers: $6 worldwide
Mix-n-match 10 stickers: $10 worldwide

OMG any 25 stickers!!!: $20 worldwide

SIGNED PRINTS OF ANY STRIP.

About 4.5" x 11", crisp and awesome, signed. Suitable for framing, if that's your thing. Sealed with my wax signet of fancitude.

$10 to USA (shipping included).

$13 worldwide (shipping included).

PERSONALLY FRAMED POSTER PRINTS.

A while back, I created three framed poster prints that were auctioned off for Child's Play, the charity founded by Gabe and Tycho from Penny Arcade. You can see all three prints, and examples of my custom framing, here.

Now, I've printed a new edition of the poster prints, and am offering them with custom frames designed and assembled by me! I used to be a professional framer, and it's still a very fun, artistic exercise for me. I will design the mats and frames for each piece individually, but if there is a particular mat color or frame style that you prefer, please specify that and I'll do my best to accomodate you. Also, please allow several weeks for assembly and shipping. These are premium, one-of-a-kind pieces, and the best part is: until you get close and read the caption, they look like art. They make you look classy.

These are the three prints currently available: Dude's Unit • Therapy • Boobs In It

$200 worldwide (shipping included).

THE WONDERMARK 2008 CALENDAR:
Featuring Twelve Tales of Love, Loss and Mourning
Offering Grim Hope for the Year to Come.

This is a new item I am very excited to unveil! These are hand-screenprinted desk calendars designed by me and printed by my wife and me. Twelve individual monthly cards, each 8.5" x 5.5", sit in a heavy brass easel to decorate your desk or workspace. Each month features an image with an accompanying short bit of dark verse. In addition, the easels are hand-crafted in New Delhi by a company that contributes a portion of their proceeds towards scholarships for children in India. I am proud to offer these quality items as part of the package.

The 2008 calendar is limited to only 100 units, and each is signed and numbered by me.

Here's a video that shows you more about the calendars (including a sample verse) and how they're made!

$35 worldwide (shipping included)
Limited to 100 pieces
This item is sold out. Watch for the 2009 calendar in November '08!

GIFT CERTIFICATES / DEED OF LAND OWNERSHIP.

Can't decide? Need a quick gift idea? Want to build a tannery but your property's not zoned for it? Check out the Wondermark Gift Certificate/Deed of Land Ownership. Available for rush PDF delivery via email in most cases (if you ask for it).

The certificates are good for any merchandise in this store! The recipient can just email me and tell me what they want. Unused certificate value stays on file, and certificates do not expire. HOW ABOUT THAT.

Here are the denominations available:

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