Wondermark by David Malki ! - An Illustrated Weekly Jocularity.

Here are some of my favorite strips from the past 4+ years of Wondermark!

don't tell me you're still sore over a couple of lousy blankets

man, nimble

an infestation of insects is in its intended interest

in sophist argument, i demand pie = automatic win

i saw that spread and man, he wasn't kidding around with those gauze filters

keep up, man, keep up

it's not even wordpress or blogger, it's some crap like xanga

you can totally learn how to do this. it's in deuteronomy.

just then the knight came charging up, but he could only move in L-shapes so that dastardly bishop escaped

apparently the oral history will stop at this generation

welcome to my life

those roadside stands are the only place you get the real fresh stuff

seriously who even goes into dark alleys unless you are a thuggish type bent on mayhem

actually there is precedent - op.cit. canada v. north, et al.

but curiously he still eliminates right on schedule

if i were on a desert island with a unicycle i bet within six weeks i would be inventin' all sorts of mad new techniques

there are ten commandments but eight of them are about parking spaces and the other two are about food left in the fridge over the weekend

also they have installed moles at the x-ray machines who foil imperialism by working reeeeally slowly

i am also self-employed

the communist pirates are for the liberal arts subjects and there are erudite dinosaurs for computer science

WHY CAN'T I UPPERCUT

through the quiet crackle of cooling embers she thought she almost heard him weeping. but it was probably just a faint hiss of steam, or else the wind, or else the sorrowful ghosts of her long year full of many purposeful misdeeds

probably have to run the silverware again

can you imagine? hours and hours and hours of sixteenth-notes

i just wanted someone to NOTICE me

yeah, that's what i THOUGHT

wheeeee

conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around

I'm looking forward to 2159 when they finally get the fake chocolate flavor into the realm of acceptable

floating around, tape measure curling in zero-G like a wispy line of yellow smoke -- THAT's the stuff

not pictured: WWI-era German officers in pointy helmets, fakirs, stripes-wearing prisoners complete with shackles and iron balls, Larry Flynt

i suppose it would just be depressing to keep a tally of how often this happens to me

screw you guys

you know how I used to be all gaga over that poodle down the block? well, funny thing--now when I look at her all I can think is HIGH MAINTENANCE

'tis the season!

now everyone join the wondermark facebook group

YOU FAILED THE TEST MITTENS

ALSO I WILL OUTLAW TREE SAP

Like so many of us, convincing himself that his job is Critically Important To The World is the only thing that gets Herve out of bed and into that stanky diving gear every morning.

day 3: somehow sleep 'til three p.m.

it really is pretty straightforward

hooray

rodney kill the violinssssss

pretty soon

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(my email: dave [at] wondermark.com)